Experience Relief.
Wellburn Soothe™ helps suppress regret, memory intrusion, and emotional recursion. FDA pre-approval pending.
Suppress unwanted emotions with precision. Approved for in-home use. Patent pending.
Not all memories deserve to stay fuzzy. View your past how you were meant to.
Dissolves grime, bacteria, and residual identity traces from most surfaces.
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Product integrity not guaranteed. Organic material compatibility: inconclusive.
Ergonomic neural patch to override spikes in fear or resistance. Sold in sets of 3.
Notice Date: July 11, 2025
Affected Product Line: THREADCLEAN™, TRANQUIL TOUCH™, SKINNS™ (Prototype Series)
Issue: Unauthorized biological integration event. Contagion risk elevated in Zones B3, F7, and consumer residences containing synthetic floorboards.
Symptoms may include: increased light sensitivity, auditory hallucinations, unexplained fluid buildup, or soft skin anomalies. If symptoms manifest, do not approach mirrors.
Recall Protocol Alpha has been initiated. You are advised to remain still, isolate all organic matter, and await pickup.